that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
