Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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