True but thats because hes a fetus.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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