im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
