I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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