He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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