Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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