Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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