Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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