She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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