And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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