I heard we made out
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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