Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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