One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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