Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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