Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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