Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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