Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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