girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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