I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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