Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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