I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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