yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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