No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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