Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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