Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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