Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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