Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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