college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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