You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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