I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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