kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I smell like Dick and happiness
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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