We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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