You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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i came on her dog
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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