Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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