that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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