ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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