i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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