what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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