Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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