Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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