Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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