whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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