if i can run in heels then i can drive
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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