I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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