I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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