should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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