his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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