I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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