Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He better not be in your backpack
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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