You can't special order awesome
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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