you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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