oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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