In the future we'll all be gay
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think my fart just growled at me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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