I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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