just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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