that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My pussy is not your playground.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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